May 5 Battle Of The Backyard Hammock

The old fat guy was tired and sore from a long day at work. He just wanted to relax on his hammock. The young challenger, known as 'The Fanook', was looking for a fight. He found one on the hammock, whoa nelly we've got a heavyweight bout now.

The young pup figured the old champ, known as 'The Fat Bastard", would be easy pickings, he jumped right up and made his claim for the hammock.

The old guy had slowed a bit over the years, but he didn't back down from this young contender.

The challenger staggered the champ with a couple of good shots, but the fight continued on.

The champ taunted the youngster saying experience and wisdom always triumphs over youth and stupidity.

The 'Fanook' showed the champ a little something. He impressed him with his determination. The 'Fanook' reminded him of his younger years before he was called "the Fat Bastard". He never backed down from a challenge.

In the end, the challenger lost his bid for the hammock. He vowed to return another day. The champ just laughed and said, "Who's the bitch now!!!!".