Sometimes the funniest line of the night comes from a surprise source. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Tonight we went out with Bill & Vickie to celebrate the birthday of Eric (also known as Reg). It was also game seven of the Stanley Cup finals. We hadn't seen Bill & Vickie in months, so it was good to get together. The night was moving along just fine, a few friends from the Sudden Death hockey club showed up, the beers were cold, the Penguins had an early lead, a good time being had by all. Then some douchebag, who happens to write a not so interesting blog, spilled Reg's beer right into his lap. Happy fucking birthday to you. There weren't many napkins on the table, so Vickie, who was sitting to Reg's right, started drying him with her napkin when she realized maybe he should dry that area himself. Damn, another birthday bummer. The night moved along much better after that. The Penguins upset the Red Wings in Detroit to win the Cup. Reg forgave me for spilling the beer. And when Reg's birthday dessert showed up with a 27 candle, it wasn't Bill or me who had the best line. Surprise!!! It was Vickie. When Reg said he was only 27 years old, she said "You look like shit for 27!".
I didn't have time to photoshop Bill out of the picture. So just put your hand over him on your monitor and you have a great picture of his beautiful wife.
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