The temperature dropped all day as the wind picked up. I worked 12 hours in that crap, my truck broke down in my driveway and this is what I came home to. Chrissy sitting on the couch eating bon bons with Fluffy. So what's on TV, fucking American Idol. This is another example of why America is declining. No "welcome home sweetie", no dog bringing me my slippers but wait...Chrissy did make calzones for dinner. OK things are looking up. How about dessert? Chrissy made cookies earlier in the week, they are in the cookie jar. How 1950's, Ozzie & Harriet-like. How about a little after dinner action? Whoa, I must be dreaming, was that a possible gleam in her eyes. NOPE. She has to watch the results show for American Idol. She DVR'd the shows from earlier this week. OK no sex again. But at least she's thinking by recording American Idol, because if there ever was a show that should be fast forwarded through the crap, it's American Idol.
First of all no bon bons in site (gave up candy for Lent). Second I'm elevating & resting my sprained knee. Thirdly you were also checking out AL, too, while eating the dinner I made for you. Oh, yeah, I do believe both dogs did greet you at the door when you came home from work. So people don't believe eveything you read!!
ReplyDeleteI see you didn't refute the no sex part.
ReplyDeleteGreg your not playing brokeback mountain again are you ????????????????? note top photo....
ReplyDeleteNo that is American Idol, but I see you are familiar with Brokeback Mountain Bill
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