
In an effort to add some discipline to my easily distracted mind, I am creating this blog to practice writing and photography on a somewhat regular basis. The title comes from a story about my Irish Grandfather. When I was a baby anytime my mother would ask him if he wanted to hold me, he would say "Does he still shit in his pants?" It sounds like something I would say about a baby and it makes me laugh every time I think about it. BTW, YOU CAN CLICK ON ANY PICTURE TO SEE IT FULL SIZE.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
July 29 Beer League

July 28 Coney Island

Wednesday, July 29, 2009
July 27 Time To Change The Oil


Even though I haven't been abused lately for not being man enough for some of my readers, I thought I post pictures of me doing something manly. After work today, I changed the oil in both of my cars. I've done this for every car I've owned and I've never had any problems with my car's engines. When I bought the Chevy Equinox in 2005, I was so excited to learn that it used the same oil filter as the '99 Monte Carlo. As luck would have it, this week both cars needed the oil changed at the same time. It was a rare beautiful day, so I put Green Day's latest CD in the old boombox in the garage, rolled out the jack and got to work. Fresh oil, new filter, topped of the windshield fluid, check the tires, cleaned & oiled the K&N air filters and played some air guitar to "21 Guns" by Green Day.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
July 26 Trust Jesus

July 25 Road Trip To Detroit




As a point of reference for today's blog I need to make something perfectly clear, I hate salesmen. In my world, they are totally & completely useless. Most salesmen I know are the equivalent of politicians when it comes to speaking the truth, except one who has been a friend of mine for 12 years now. This friend, Tom, invited me to Detroit to watch the White Sox play the Tigers. The teams were tied for first place coming into this weekend. Unfortunately the White Sox played so poorly they wouldn't have beaten the little sisters of the poor on Friday. They lost both games of a doubleheader. I'm thinking no problem as I drive the four hours to Motown, a win today brings them back to within 1 game of first place. It will also be the first time I actually meet Tom's wife, Laurie. Which will end a long running joke between us that she doesn't really exist. You see, Tom would mention her to me. Crazy stuff like they met at a funeral and started dating even though she lived in Minnesota and he lived in Ohio. Then he would e-mail pictures. I joked that he photoshopped the lady next to him into the picture. So it turns out Laurie does exist and all those crazy stories are true. We had such a great time with Tom & Laurie during the game and at dinner after the ballgame at Fishbones, a Cajun Restaurant in Greektown (don't ask me that paradox), that I almost forgot that the White Sox were one strike away from winning the game and found a way to lose...again.
July 24 Poor Fluffy


I came home from work today to find Chrissy shaving Fluffy in the yard. Poor Fluff. Chrissy was trying to shave off all the matted fur on Fluff. When she was done done, Fluffy gave me the most pathetically woe is me look. I felt sorry for the old girl. As for the other old girl, she was covered in white fur and looking like she could use a shave herself.
July 23 Perfection

July 22 Masonic Temple, Hammond, IN

July 21 Why I Love Mexican Neighborhoods

July 20 Rockaway Beach
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum the sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Up on the roof, out on the street down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow they blast out the disco on the radio
Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum the sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Up on the roof, out on the street down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow they blast out the disco on the radio
Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" by The Ramones
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Up on the roof, out on the street down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow they blast out the disco on the radio
Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum the sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Up on the roof, out on the street down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow they blast out the disco on the radio
Rock rock rockaway beach Rock rock rockaway beach
Rock rock rockaway beach we can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
"Rockaway Beach" by The Ramones






Our last day in NYC. We took the bus to Rockaway Beach. Unlike the Ramones, I didn't think the bus was too slow but someone was playing Micheal Jackson songs along the way. I got my love of the beach from my father. He always took us to the beach wherever we lived. He also taught me how to bodysurf in the waves. My biggest regret about living in Chicago is not being near the ocean. I love riding the waves. Fighting the surf to get out to where the waves are breaking, jumping over or under the waves while waiting for the right one, the rush of diving over the top and catching the wave just right, the excitement as the waves crashes around you and propels you toward the beach...I love it all. Sometimes I feel like I live my whole life waiting for the next time I can stand on the shore looking out at 5-10 waves breaking perfectly and charge right in. Rockaway never lets me down. The tide was out and the waves were 5 feet at best but not very powerful. I caught a few good waves and spent time in between sets relaxing by floating on my back over the waves. A bit of a tribute to my grandfather who loved to float out past the breakers. I also love beach towns. Rockaway stretches for miles, we got off the bus at the 116th Beach. The couple of blocks to the boardwalk is like a beach town area, bars, pizzeria, surf shop, vendors selling beach supplies and a food stand on the boardwalk. There was also a memorial to Flight 587. That flight crashed into this neighborhood soon after takeoff from nearby JFK Airport about two months after Sept. 11th. It's always nice to spend time at a memorial for a plane crash hours before flying home. So I paid my respects and left for my Aunt's house. I had just enough time to shower, pack and eat the leftovers from last night veal cutlet dinner.
Friday, July 24, 2009
July 19 People Watching in Manhattan
I'm going to take you along on our Sunday stroll through Manhattan. NYC is definitely a people place. If America is still considered a melting pot of the world's people, it is because of New York City. Nowhere else in the world will you find such an incredible diversity of people in such a small area. I remember a few years ago when NYC was trying to get the 2012 Olympics, there was a banner on the subways saying. "If New York City gets the Olympics, every country will have home field advantage." Spend some time on the 7 train to Queens and you'll see how true that really is.
"THEY SAY THE NEON LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT ON BROADWAY
THEY SAY THERE'S ALWAYS MAGIC IN THE AIR
BUT WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU AIN'T HAD ENOUGH TO EAT
THE GLITTER RUBS RIGHT OFF AND YOU'RE NOWHERE" - On Broadway by George Benson
These guys were in Times Square warning white people that their control of the world was coming to an end...real soon. I only listened for a few minutes but I'm pretty sure they hate America because of our support of Israel. I suppose they are some type of Muslims. Whatever they believe about America, I guarantee you that they couldn't stand in the streets of whatever country they believe is the Holy land and have the same freedom of speech that we give them.
"This land is your land This land is my land
From California to the New York island;
From the red wood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and Me.
As I was walking that ribbon of highway,
I saw above me that endless skyway:
I saw below me that golden valley:
This land was made for you and me.
I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts;
And all around me a voice was sounding:
This land was made for you and me.
When the sun came shining, and I was strolling,
And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling,
As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting:
This land was made for you and me.
As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.
In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the relief office I seen my people;
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking
Is this land made for you and me?
Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway;
Nobody living can ever make me turn back
This land was made for you and me." - This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
I guess this what most people believe is New York attitude. Truth is most New Yorkers are very friendly. Really they are and you'd better fucking believe me, very fucking friendly.
This is why I love NYC. There was a street fair for over 10 blocks on Broadway north of Times Square. This lady was just standing in front of Ellen's Stardust Diner, where the wait staff is always performing while bringing your food. As soon as I got my camera out, she smiled and started playing. I mouthed "Thank You" and she blew me a kiss.
After picking up bagels at H&H and gelato at Grom on the Upper West Side, we walked through the south end of Central Park. It was a beautiful day and the park was full of people soaking it in. This trumpet player was amazing. My love of street performers has been documented on the blog in the past. These guys were great.
The Sheep Meadow in Central Park. On their blankets are the sunbathers, the book readers, the fans of the Sunday papers crossword puzzles, the young lovers intertwined, the old lovers holding hands, the dog lovers throwing a frisbee. What do they all have in common. Relaxing on the grass in one of the worlds biggest cities.
This kid was shockingly good at juggling. He was doing pretty good at collecting money from the people passing by.
This juggler wasn't as good or as cute as the kid. But he did draw a huge crowd and while juggling he was chastising parents about the correct way to raise their children. He made me laugh so he gets a mention on the blog.

We walked down 5th Avenue to catch the E train back to Queens. It was lined with street performers and food vendors. Damn, I'll take a dirty water hot dog, pretzel and Pepsi. No wait. I'm heading back to my Aunt Maryann's veal cutlet dinner.(Just for the record, it's my favorite meal in the world) OK, I have no will power, give me a pretzel for the subway ride.
"Let me take you down, ‘Cos I’m going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real And nothing to get hungabout. Strawberry Fields forever. Living is easy with eyes closed Misunderstanding all you see. It’s getting hard to be someone. But it all works out, It doesn’t matter much to me." - Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles
We started in Times Square. Sure it is a tourist thing to do and I've been there hundreds of times over the years. But this summer, the city closed the Broadway side of it to traffic. They set up some cheap lawn chairs (don't ask me why, but I did see a sign saying better chairs are coming in August) so fat tourists could rest in the middle of the street in Times Square. So I sat down and saw this guy. He didn't move for 10 minutes. My only guess is that he is protesting China's control over Tibet. So I went to ask him but he still didn't move, I felt like kicking him in the nuts, just to see if he'd move. But I really admired his dedication to his cause and he didn't even have a box for tips. A true believer, you have to admire that.

"I want to take this minute to introduce you to my people" - Dedication by The Beastie Boys

THEY SAY THERE'S ALWAYS MAGIC IN THE AIR
BUT WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU AIN'T HAD ENOUGH TO EAT
THE GLITTER RUBS RIGHT OFF AND YOU'RE NOWHERE" - On Broadway by George Benson

"This land is your land This land is my land
From California to the New York island;
From the red wood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and Me.
As I was walking that ribbon of highway,
I saw above me that endless skyway:
I saw below me that golden valley:
This land was made for you and me.
I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts;
And all around me a voice was sounding:
This land was made for you and me.
When the sun came shining, and I was strolling,
And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling,
As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting:
This land was made for you and me.
As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.
In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the relief office I seen my people;
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking
Is this land made for you and me?
Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway;
Nobody living can ever make me turn back
This land was made for you and me." - This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie

"See I've been to New York City
Seems like it was yesterday
I was standing like a pilgrim
On the Great White Way
The girls were really pretty
But they wouldn't talk to me
I held out about a week
Went back to Tennessee" NYC by Steve Earle
Seems like it was yesterday
I was standing like a pilgrim
On the Great White Way
The girls were really pretty
But they wouldn't talk to me
I held out about a week
Went back to Tennessee" NYC by Steve Earle

"Little "nifties" from the Fifties,
Innocent and sweet;
Sexy ladies from the Eighties,
Who are indiscreet.
They're side by side, they're glorified
Where the underworld can meet the elite,
Forty-Second Street." 42nd Street by Al Dubin
Innocent and sweet;
Sexy ladies from the Eighties,
Who are indiscreet.
They're side by side, they're glorified
Where the underworld can meet the elite,
Forty-Second Street." 42nd Street by Al Dubin

"and I look outside to see what's going on
but there's only New York going on
louder than usual
and I look outside to see what's right or wrong
but there's only New York going on"
- Only New York Going On by Francis Dunnery
but there's only New York going on
louder than usual
and I look outside to see what's right or wrong
but there's only New York going on"
- Only New York Going On by Francis Dunnery



"Saturday in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July
People dancing, people laughing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday
Saturday in the park
You'd think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park
You'd think it was the Fourth of July
People talking, really smiling
A man playing guitar
Singing for us all
Will you help him change the world
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
Slow motion riders fly the colours of the day
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
listen children all is not lost
all is not lost
Funny days in the park
Every day's the Fourth of July
Funny days in the park
Every day's the Fourth of July
People reaching, people touching
A real celebration
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day"
-Saturday In The Park by Chicago
I think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July
People dancing, people laughing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday
Saturday in the park
You'd think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park
You'd think it was the Fourth of July
People talking, really smiling
A man playing guitar
Singing for us all
Will you help him change the world
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
Slow motion riders fly the colours of the day
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
listen children all is not lost
all is not lost
Funny days in the park
Every day's the Fourth of July
Funny days in the park
Every day's the Fourth of July
People reaching, people touching
A real celebration
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day"
-Saturday In The Park by Chicago


"And love won't play any games with you
Anymore if you want 'em to
So we better shake this old thing out the door
I'll always be thinkin' of you
I'll always love you though New York
I'll always love you though New York, New York, New York"
New York, New York by Ryan Adams
Anymore if you want 'em to
So we better shake this old thing out the door
I'll always be thinkin' of you
I'll always love you though New York
I'll always love you though New York, New York, New York"
New York, New York by Ryan Adams
Thursday, July 23, 2009
July 18 Coney Island...Baby

Big fucking smile. I spent the whole beautiful day in Coney Island. The Village Voice Siren Music Festival had stages at the boardwalk on W 10th Street and on Stillwell Avenue. In between the stages is my favorite beautifully dilapidated amusement park in the country. The beach, the boardwalk and the streets were packed with people enjoying the sun, the surf and the music. Quoting a favorite t-shirt I once saw about Coney Island, "The Beautiful Freaks Come Out At Night". They were all out today and I proudly include myself in that group. We did ride the world's most famous roller coaster, the Cyclone and got the front seat too. Good times.









Wednesday, July 22, 2009
July 17 There's No Place Like Home










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